5) All elements of fun, flirty, and anonymous evaporate as soon as you walk into the door, making the whole experience just plain weird.
4) You've always associated said bar with "low class", it's weird both to see people you know and generally think well of and to know that others are seeing you there.
3) Weird men leer at you.
2) Old men think it's okay to give you a little squeeze, even when they don't know you from Eve.
1) Your picture was in the local paper (as the guest preacher) and now you have a beer in your hand.